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millahtime86:

why do the Lannisters have such big beds?

because they push two twins together to make a king.

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Chilton: I don't want to be seen with you Jack, I don't want Hannibal to know that I suspect he's a cannibal

Chilton: *stands off in the corner of the room glaring suspiciously at Hannibal*

Chilton: I'm so subtle, he doesn't suspect a thing

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"Ogni mali nun veni pri nòciri."

—Sicilian Proverb, Translation: Not every pain comes to harm you. (via alexandra-arena)
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I found my roommate’s twitter…

egobus:

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wow i really got around on the second day of school

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i met her once and I’ve never smoked anything

…I don’t even drink alcohol 

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i’m a socially awkward virgin and i’m 99% sure that wasn’t gospel music 

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i don’t even have her number????????????

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its-arrested-development:

Tobias had recently been asked to address a group of depressed men who had been described over the phone as blue.

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tatehorror:

When you’re at a friend’s house and they have a dog

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"Quick question though, am I panicked about the fire or am I being brave for everyone else."

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